As I may (or may
not) have mentioned, I'm beginning a second “career”—or third or fourth or
fifth, depending on how you define it. I parted company
with my previous employer this year well beyond the normal retirement
age of 65. But, after three months of vagabonding around Europe and
returning home I started feeling restless without my previous 9 to 5
life style. I enjoy the leisure of not having to get up at the
crack of dawn, but, as I knew I would, I began to feel the need to do
something productive--on a part time basis. So, now I am starting some
new (for me) classes in ESL (English as a Second Language) for young learners (elementary school age) and tutoring
a couple of teenagers as well in the late afternoon and early evening
three days a week--as of this post.
Anyhow, I was
looking for some appropriate reading material that would be
interesting (and short) enough to motivate one of my groups. I ran
across an Internet site that had some very, very short stories that
turned out to have been serially written by 10-year-olds by adding
their own ideas to the ongoing story. I had an “aha” moment and
decided to piece some of the kids' efforts together and fill in the
gaps myself to make a funny and gory enough story to capture the
imagination of children who secretly love such stories--if the kids who made their contributions are any example. The story is
about Little Red Riding Hood, more or less.
Can you figure
out which parts are the kids' and which are mine?
The Little
Girl who Hated the Color Red
One day Little Red
Riding Hood had the sniffles and the sneezes.
Little Red Riding has a
secret. She loves her grandmother more than her mum, and she wanted
to go to granny's house.
The problem was Little
Red Riding Hood hated red and her grandmother's house was red. But
she loved her grandmother so she went inside anyway.
Little
Red Riding Hood was happy to see her grandmother, but the problem was
it wasn't her grandmother, it was the big bad wolf.
Now,
Little Red Riding Hood didn't know it was the BIG BAD WOLF so she
said, "Hello grandma, what BIG BLOODSHOT RED EYES you have and
what a BIG RED TONGUE you have". But, the problem was the BIG
BAD WOLF didn't say anything, he was too busy eating Little Red
Riding Hood.
Little
Red Riding Hood hated the color red and the inside of the big bad
wolf's stomach was red. Lucky for her she had a cold, so she sniffled
and huffed and puffed and sneezed and blew herself out of the wolf.
Then she went to hide in the bathroom because the wolf was still in
her grandmother's house.
Lucky
for Little Red Hiding Hood she had her cell phone in her pocket. She
called her Dad who was a policeman and he came over and shot the big
bad wolf.
The
big bad wolf blew up and splattered blood and grandma all over Little
Red Riding Hood and her Dad. Unfortunately granny was as dead as the
big bad wolf, but Little Red Riding Hood and her Dad were OK. Little
Red Riding Hood really hated red now and said: “I want a Green
Riding Hood from now on.”
Actually,
Little Red Riding Hood was having a dream. When she woke up, she was
still at home. Just to be sure, she took out her cell phone and
called Grandma. “Hellooo. Oh, hello sweetheart. I'm hungry. Why
don't you come over for lunch?” It sounded like granny had a rough
voice. Maybe she had a cold, too.